第一球，國外國女英格蘭阿萊西亞-拉索禁區內低射破門。段友

JAYZ303: 守門員反應太慢了。評中(Goalkeeper lagging.)

xepa105:魯索的足慘射門恰到好處。守門員剛站穩，敗勞右腿蹬地準備向左撲救，倫像勒布朗樣那是猛朱慢射門最有可能飛去的方向。大力低射反方向，鈺反應太換哪個門將都來不及反應。國外國女(Russo just got off a really well-placed shot. Goalie had just planted and put the weight more on her right leg, to dive left, since that's the most likely place a shot will go. Putting a shot low and hard where the keeper is not shifting towards means they're always going to be late going down to stop it.)

AnnieWillKnow:最終還是段友魯索！一切都從中場一次鏟斷開始，評中讓人淚目，足慘典型的敗勞英式足球。(Russo at last! All started by a crunching tackle from a centre half. Tears in my eyes, proper English football.)

亨普神仙領球單刀打進第二球

DesertRL: 世界級的倫像勒布朗樣領球，射門就容易多了。猛朱慢(world class first touch, made the finish easy.)

creamyTiramisu: 這腳神仙停球。(Frightening first touch.)

harvvvv: 這門將就傻站在那兒，早就應該沖出來封角度了。(Keeper just stood there. Should have rushed out to close the angle at least.)

勞倫-詹姆斯禁區弧頂無人盯防遠射打進第三球

CarrowCanary: 戰術混亂，盯人不力，你遠在一英里外就能預見到英格蘭要怎么處理這個球。(Shambolic lack of marking, you could see that lay-off coming a mile off.)

NovemberBurnsMaroon: 中國隊防守確實尬，她（詹姆斯）身邊一個人都沒有。(Embarrassing from China really, she's just stood on her own.)

WiggyRich23:詹姆斯上一場就在禁區邊緣進了個球，然后現在還不盯她是吧？(James scores from the edge of the box in the last game, and they leave her unmarked here?)

英格蘭隊員禁區內手球，裁判判給中國隊一個點球，王霜主罰命中

Dinamo8:守門員推了她一把間接造成了手球，但門將在她身后那么近也讓她躲過了一張紅牌。(The keeper pushing her is what caused the handball but the keeper being so close behind her probably saved her from getting the red.)

Gerards_died-of-flu:吹得太嚴了，尤其是黃牌。(That is so harsh, the booking especially lol.)

BusShelter@Gerards_died-of-flu: 因手球犯規導致射門不進，必須出示黃牌；如果身后沒有門將，她就會被罰下。(Yellow had to be given for a handball offence that stops a shot on target. If the keeper weren't right behind her it would be red.)

Feeling-Pianist1444: 點球無疑，黃牌合理，一次很棒的吹罰。(Clear penalty, clear booking, great refereeing.)

SomersetMackem: 為了理解這些手球規則我都快瘋了，為什么都是“故意手球”了還不吃紅牌呢？(Feel like im going mad trying to comprehend these handball rules. How could this be ruled "intentional handball" but not considered a red card?)

BusShelter@SomersetMackem: 這不屬于“故意手球”，這是“不自然擴大身體范圍”，是犯規沒錯，但不是紅牌，因為身后還有門將。(It's not intentional, it's "making the body unnaturally bigger". It's a foul, and not a red because the goalkeeper would have stopped it anyway.)

700jw: 很明顯的點球，不知道英格蘭球迷都尋思啥呢。(Clearly a pen, Not sure what the English fans are on about.)

勞倫-詹姆斯凌空墊射再下一城，中國1-4英格蘭。

Antarcticdonkey:勞倫詹姆斯的挑戰：進一個不那么漂亮的球（做不到）。(Lauren James challenge : scoring an ugly goal (Impossible)

Im_Not_Sleeping: 啊...反向穆勒挑戰。(Ah the reverse Müller challenge.)

朱鈺致命失誤，克洛艾-凱利進球，中國1-5英格蘭

jmounteney44: 門將大腦短路了。(Keepers controller disconnected.)

Shifty-Eyed_Dog:這支中國隊是怎么擊敗日本的？(How did this China team beat Japan?)

smithshillkillsme: 她去年還拿亞洲杯冠軍的，可能是壓力太大吧。(She won China the asian cup last year lol, guess the pressure got to her.)

TakeCareUrDreamin: 她完全有100種更好的處理辦法，但最后這是什么鬼。(There were about 100 different things she could have done there that were better than whatever the fuck that was.)

戴利凌空抽射進球，中國1-6英格蘭

HarryAtk: 沒有勞倫-詹姆斯的英格蘭會和中國踢成1-1，太瘋狂了。(England drawing 1-1 with China without Lauren James, crazy.)

比賽結束，中國隊大比分失利

Mystery1887:看起來勞倫-詹姆斯才是史上最佳，而不是勒布朗-詹姆斯。(Looks like Lauren James is the GOAT and not Lebron.)

Away_Associate4589:勒布朗？就是那個現象級是吧？就是那個號稱籃壇勞倫-詹姆斯的？(LeBron? That's the phenom guy right? The Lauren James of basketball?)

sonofaBilic:我特別想了解一下詹姆斯其他的兄弟姐妹。(I demand to know more about the mysterious other James siblings.)

UuusernameWith4Us@sonofaBilic: 他的名字叫里斯，目前效力于一家叫切爾西的英超中流球隊。(His name is Reece and he plays for a midtable PL club called Chelsea.)